My Dirty Secret – I’m a FF Ogre
I stretched my legs and arched my back to find a more comfy spot on the armchair – you know the sort of armchair – the generic straight back, high arms and wipeable brown leather beloved of nursing homes everywhere.
Sky News, the only channel on the television with no remote control hummed in the background.
Someone, I think it was the cardiothoracic registrar with chocolate eyes and his own personal cloud of cigarette smoke, said “it’d have been funnier if Harney was kicked out”. There was a morning pause to the faint mumble of agreement. “I would have liked to have seen Liz McManus in Health” one of the surgical house officers said, “I was in college with her son – nice fella”.
The Sudanese anaesthetist said “it’s a pity Irish elections aren’t more about foreign affairs” (no one had the heart to mention the village pump to him).
A sleepy voice from the corner of the room closest to broken sweet machine said, Tom Waits like, “it was a shit election, no one’s happy”.
I couldn’t hold my tongue, even though it was a little thick with fear at my admission – “well, I’m actually quite happy with it”, blushing as all eyes in the room sat up and turned to stare at me. “I can’t believe it”, said the southside surgeon, “I actually know some one who voted for Fianna Fail!”. Before they all launched on an anthropological expedition into my mind as a “subject number 1 – a Fianna Fail voter”, I hastily added “It was number 1 for Bertie, he’s in my constituency”. I don’t why I thought this would cut the suspicious air in the room, so then I added “I’m really a Fine Gaeler at heart, and used to canvass for them, but then Michael Noonan became leader and I turned PD, and then one of my best friend’s brothers ran for FF and I couldn’t really do anything to but help him out”. At this stage the eyes were round as the lovely piecharts that proudly give Fianna Fail the biggest slice.
In my moment of verbal diarrhoea, I had forgotten that my work colleagues, unlike my college classmates, were not familiar with my political activities, the trail of political party memberships in my wake, my outspoken views and consistent conservative opinions. My simple admission of my number 1 vote had electrified the creamy morning atmosphere and the room of sleepy, overworked, disgruntled junior doctors had lumbered to life, full of righteous indignation and admonition directed towards me.
Then the other anaesthetist, a small woman with a barely contained intense energy, said “you’re courageous to admit to that, I’d never vote FF and if I did I’d never tell anyone”.
It all felt very strange – but in over the course of the weekend as more and more people said the same thing to me, I thought it rather funny – I was being told, time and again, that “noone I know voted for FF”. Well I know plenty.
And the funny thing is, despite what the Irish bloggingheads (from whose number I lapse), they’re all fairly normal and not the most-selfish-unimaginative-people-in-the-history-of-the-world-ever.
While my actual blogging has been slim on the ground, my bloglines subscription is marked by umpteen Irish blog entries, all marked in the vein of “that’s really interesting, when I think of something to say I’ll go and comment at their blog, or post myself”. Well, a glance down this page shows I haven’t done that at all. And like a Johnny-come-lately, my post on the election (this being it) comes after the fact.
I disagree with a lot in most of the Irish blogs I frequent – but I still read them. Damien Mulley, Tuppenceworth, In fact ah, Cedar Lounge Revolution, Irishelection.com being but a few.
Old readers of this blog will know that I fancied McDowell (and didn’t think it taboo!) – “Leonard Cohen once sang “There's nothing pure enough to be a cure for love”, but as bitter experience has taught me, crushes pass, 50something barristers-turned-arrogant-but-delightfully-so-justice-ministers lose their sex appeal, and after many tubs of Ben and Jerrys, I will return to a nearly normal and practically sane woman.”
And more importantly, I have disagreed with the coalition for change for quite a while – back in July, I wrote – “I think I will be voting for the coalition again – not because I agree with their sometimes bad decisions, but I simply do not trust Enda Kenny or Pat Rabbit to not make any more bad decisions or to improve on what we already have. Voting for change is not enough – we must be voting for something, for an approach based on more than “not being the government”. From what I can see Labour/FG have been pulling shapes about these issues rather than offering constructive alternatives – and in reality there aren’t always alternatives.”
And despite many attempts to change my own mind since, I voted Fianna Fail and FG (my FG vote being a whimsical vote for the old days). The PDs didn’t get a look in mainly because Mary Harney has the wrong end of the stick with regard to health, and I no longer fancy McDowell, even though I still like him a lot.
Anyway, the main point of this post is to illustrate how bizarre it is that so many people (the 50something% who didn’t vote for FF) don’t seem to know anybody who voted FF. Or the ones they do know are ogres.
Damien goes as far as go suggest that I (and people like me) have no right to complain for 5 years because we’ve brought it all on ourselves.
My muscial soulmate, Fergal Crehan @ Tuppenceworth.ie tells us that those who questioned the opposition really mean “I lack imagination to a degree that is almost sinister, and consequently only ever vote for the incumbent” and “I have never had an idealistic thought or impulse in my life, and have never voted for anyone other than Fianna Fail.”
Copernicus at Midnight Court calls the irish electorate – thick, cowardly idiots with a monumental lack of imagination and pathetic fretfulness.
In contrast, I note that Simon makes some interesting points at Irishelection.com about elitism and FF.
I’m heartened by the election result – the Irish public aren’t as left wing as I feared. Maybe they’re a little too centrist. And with regard to our love-hate relationship with FF – Charlie Haughey being a perfect example, it’s hardly something we, as a nation, are going to resolve with a Taoiseach who as, Eoghan Harris put it, lives in a modest semi-d in Drumcondra.
I think Michael McDowell is a loss to the Dail, as is Joe Higgins even though I couldn’t disagree with him more.
But maybe the real loss of this election is in our smallmindedness- be it in those who voted for FF, or worse, those who didn’t and can’t stretch their imaginations to see that those that did believed that nothing’s perfect, even those we give our number 1 votes to, and that there’s a hell of lot of improvements to be made in this country and perhaps we’ve chosen the best ones for that job.


